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meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

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I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

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the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

Posted on Jul 21— 1 day ago · 389,314 notes

seedy:

awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 

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sangorox:

when a fandom you’re not in gets an update you don’t care about

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aerosparrk:

When a character you don’t like dies

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Posted on Jul 20— 1 day ago · 335,756 notes

actionables:

1lazygenius:

actionables:

MY HOUSE IS FULL OF BEES

DOES THAT MAKE YOU A QUEEN?

you can call me

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Posted on Jul 20— 1 day ago · 15,155 notes

msjewbooty:

*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem

Posted on Jul 20— 1 day ago · 166,746 notes