me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light
when a fandom you’re not in gets an update you don’t care about
When a character you don’t like dies
MY HOUSE IS FULL OF BEES
DOES THAT MAKE YOU A QUEEN?
you can call me
*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem